


iText

by MustacheMo



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2012-06-16
Updated: 2012-06-16
Packaged: 2013-06-19 02:31:50
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 351
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8223997/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3197242/MustacheMo
Summary: Sam & Freddie's texts to each other throughout the series.





	iText

**A/N: I know I make waaaaaaay too many fics these days and I never get to finishing them, but I had this really gooooooood idea and I didn't want it to go to waste! So here is a brand new multi-chapter, which is everything that Sam has ever texted Freddie and vice-versa! Now, here it goes, iText! (:**

_Sam's texts_

Freddie's texts

…**...**

**Place- Geography class**

**Episode- iPilot**

_Can geography get any more boring?_

Sam, what are you doing? We're in class. I want to learn.

_Yeah, isn't it nice to want things?_

Why are you texting me? Go text Carly.

_I tried, but she ignored me. _

…...

_How is typing dots ignoring me? _

_Benson?_

_Djhdnjdndfjdfhnfdjdfhmnfdjmfd._

Sam, would you stop texting me? My phone keeps vibrating. The teacher's going to hear it!

_That's the goal, nub!_

You don't always have to be so aggressive.

_And you don't always have to be such a good-two-shoes, so I guess we both have problems. _

Ugh. You're impossible. And stop texting meeeeeeeee.

_Why don't you stop texting me?_

You're the one who started this.

_No, you are! _

Wait.. what?

_Lol, I got you to believe it. You're such a nub. _

Jerk.

_Loser._  
Uh.. mean.. person.

_That's such a witty comeback... not! _

I hate you so much.

_Well, I hate you more. _

I'd beg to differ.

_I would too. _

**Place- Math Class**

**Episode- iPilot **

_How are you doing, nub? Oh wait, I don't care! _

What do you want now?

_I'm bored. _

So?

_You need to entertain me._

I am not your maid.

_No, you're my orangutan._

What?

_I have always wanted a type of monkey, so I picked orangutan. _

I blame myself for asking 'what?'.

_Shut up._

I hate you.

_I hate you more. Ha, I win._

You're so... ugh!

_I'm ugh? _

Apparently, that's what I said.

_Figures you'd say that._

Meanie.

_Lol, okay Fredwardina. Only 5 year old girls say that. _

Not true! I said it.

_That explains it..._

Hey!

_Muahahaha. _


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